Hey, so did you hear about the new Norwegian minister of Justice?
Fortunately, Listhaug is now gone. And we all rejoiced!
Well… At least up until the moment we found out who our elected officials (not by me! Unfortunately, the idiot-majority rules), chose as her replacement.
He drove 100 km. Pr. hour in a 60 km. Zone. That’s another entry in his criminal record.
He has advocated for allowing alcohol-safe roads. That is, making roads safer for intoxicated people to drive on. I am dead serious. He, in all seriousness, stated that the roads should be improved in a manner that facilitated drunk driving.
What a tool!
So, I am under stricter restrictions than Per Sandberg. I have to have a clean record with the police to work in a school. A basketball, football or any other coach must have a clean record. To work in a kiosk at the airport, you must provide a clean record, and your record has to be clean if you want to work in security. To work as cleaning crew in a school? Yup, you have to have a clean record. Yet, the Minister of Justice seems to be exempt.
That’s stellar. Go Norway!
I’m (very, very reluctantly) going into politics. I hate having to do it (‘m a shitty liar, so I’ll be a horrible politician), but someone has to stand up against the morons. And, I have dragged Kathrine and Yaser (heart-love-love-heart) into this mess. We’re going to fix Norway.